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frombadtraverse
02-19-2002, 04:04 AM
An attempt to show off their prowess at dawn assaults went badly wrong for a unit of heavily armed British Royal Marines at the weekend when they accidentally invaded the wrong country.

The enemy, when they appeared, turned out to be two blue-uniformed officers from La Linea's municipal police force, who informed the detachment of marines that they were not, as they had thought, in Gibraltar.

The marines beat a hasty retreat and went off to find the real Gibraltar. This, locals observed, was easily recognisable because it had a 1,398ft high rock sticking out of it.

The rest of the story is here:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,3604,652600,00.html

It was probably an attempt to ascertain if Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

floppybootstomp
02-19-2002, 04:39 AM
I've a feeling that invasion was for real. If the troops hadn't been rumbled, their mission was to eliminate every single fluffy Donkey soft toy that all Brits seem to bring home after holidaying there.