View Full Version : Where Did Bits Take Martz Shopping?
ImaginAsian
02-08-2003, 03:19 PM
so the truth is out - Martz is visiting Grizlly in Big D this week and first thing they did was to go shopping together!?!?!
doesn't surprise me so here is your chance to vote what store they visited....
i'll tell you the real store eventually!
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Ladypcer
02-08-2003, 03:38 PM
I would have thought it was some place with S&M in the title, but I didn't see that listed.
:lol:
James
02-08-2003, 03:41 PM
The Public Bath's?
IA is the towel boy,there. :roflmao:
Grogan
02-08-2003, 05:18 PM
I vote for a Baskin Robbins binge. Yes, just because they have 31 different flavours, it is necessary to have them all in one sitting. Sounds Kosher to me :hat:
Ladypcer
02-08-2003, 05:25 PM
I wanna know if Martz took his Sheeeeep to cattle country.
;)
TheHeretic
02-08-2003, 08:52 PM
Bed and Bath. after all he just spent how many hours on a plane? and he shagged the cat before coming so he has to get that odor off, after all the sheep in TX are a bit different and they dont like those European sheep cuz everyone knows they dont shave their pits!!! :D
TheHeretic
whipat
02-08-2003, 09:03 PM
Yep, I say 31 flavors. :)
BitBender
02-08-2003, 09:30 PM
/me says you have NO IDEA what has transpired TODAY :up2some:
Hope ya didnt hurt him Bits.:thwack:
Alakazam
02-08-2003, 11:10 PM
I figured it was the Lube-n-Go, after a long trip you always need serviced!! :roflmao:
Darcy
02-09-2003, 03:03 AM
well, it can't be the lube-n-go, 'cause that's some exclusive IA-monkey thingy. :eek: anyone in chat knows that. :taped:
it's gotta be bed and bath. something about peaches and scents. y, k. that'd be it. :)
ImaginAsian
02-09-2003, 11:07 AM
31 favors at Jim's Lube and Go!
Tuffie
02-09-2003, 02:48 PM
Hell course he took him to the bath :roflmao: he wants a nice clean Martz :lol: nahhhhhh they headed straight to the giant PC places..wanna bet :dev:
floppybootstomp
02-09-2003, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by TheHeretic
after all the sheep in TX are a bit different and they dont like those European sheep cuz everyone knows they dont shave their pits!!! :D
TheHeretic
Oi! I dunno bout sheep but I'll have you know most British babes shave their pits, we ain't like them bloody Frogs and Krauts :mad:
*flops dons union jack bowler hat and walks off whistling 'Rule Britania'......
TheHeretic
02-09-2003, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by floppybootstomp
Oi! I dunno bout sheep but I'll have you know most British babes shave their pits, we ain't like them bloody Frogs and Krauts :mad:
*flops dons union jack bowler hat and walks off whistling 'Rule Britania'......
ROFLMFAO!!!!
Damn Flops, Thanks for that reply. I can always expect a smile from you.
TheHeretic
Darcy
02-09-2003, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by floppybootstomp:
Oi! I dunno bout sheep but I'll have you know most British babes shave their pits, we ain't like them bloody Frogs and Krauts :mad:
hold horsies. :wtf: who u callin' a Kraut?
*Darcs mumbles somethin' about bloody PC-ness flyin' out the dang window. bollocks.* :Tong: ;)
Techvillage
02-10-2003, 02:11 AM
Obviously not "Jims lube n Go", IA as u would have spotted them as they came in - on second thoughts uw ere prbably too busy "lub'in", but I'm pretty sure they were checking out the da 31 flavahs :)
Baskin and Robbins 31 "Flavahs" !
Yes, enjoying iced cream with a friend is always good ;)
floppybootstomp
02-10-2003, 07:48 AM
Originally posted by Darcy
hold horsies. :wtf: who u callin' a Kraut?
*Darcs mumbles somethin' about bloody PC-ness flyin' out the dang window. bollocks.* :Tong: ;)
Ohmigawd, how I gonna get out of this one?
I thought you was American darc ;)
By the same token, I'm English but you want to go back a generation or two, I'm Irish.
Political correctness? I see nowt wrong with a friendly jibe between different nationalities, as long as it ain't spiteful.
Lemme give you an example.
Me and my mate Lennox, or Len for short, was driving through Peckham, SE London, one day and he kept bangin' on about 'Bloody Nigerians'. Peckham is full of 'em, you see.
Now I thought this was a bit rich comin' from a brutha, as our Len is a black geezer born in Guyana, West Indies. 'Oi' I said to him 'That's racist'.
He replied: 'No it's not, it's Nationalist, I can criticise them all I want'. And that, as they say, was that, end of subject as far as he was concerned.
So, no offence, my Teutonic Queen, twas just a term of endearment and I just had to point out that Lady Razors and Immac do a good trade in the UK :D
(As they probably are doing in Dallas, now that's Martz is there...)
Techvillage
02-10-2003, 07:59 AM
Originally posted by floppybootstomp
Political correctness? I see nowt wrong with a friendly jibe between different nationalities, as long as it ain't spiteful.
Lemme give you an example.
Me and my mate Lennox, or Len for short, was driving through Peckham, SE London, one day and he kept bangin' on about 'Bloody Nigerians'. Peckham is full of 'em, you see.
Now I thought this was a bit rich comin' from a brutha, as our Len is a black geezer born in Guyana, West Indies. 'Oi' I said to him 'That's racist'.
He replied: 'No it's not, it's Nationalist, I can criticise them all I want'. And that, as they say, was that, end of subject as far as he was concerned.
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I was wondering how u were gonna get out of that - I do like that story tho :)
I live in a house of females too Flopps, but u must be more aware of females beauty products, coz I had to google Immac, or maybe it's part of ur weekly shopping trolly :?: ;)
Darcy
02-10-2003, 10:44 AM
lol, liked the Len tale myself, flopps. :)
Originally posted by floppybootstomp
Ohmigawd, how I gonna get out of this one?
I thought you was American darc ;)
aye, flopps, first US born citizen in fam., - can't be sayin' same for me older brutha :eyes: , so i consider meself quite teutonic. ;)
Political correctness? I see nowt wrong with a friendly jibe between different nationalities, as long as it ain't spiteful.
So, no offence, my Teutonic Queen, twas just a term of endearment and I just had to point out that Lady Razors and Immac do a good trade in the UK :)
oh, bah, blimey and bollocks, flopps! just pullin' ur tail there, :) but u gotta admit, TechV's got a point w/that Immac thingy... ;)
floppybootstomp
02-10-2003, 11:38 AM
Tail well & truly pulled, Lady Darc ;)
Immac? Immac? Moi? I could relate a tale involving the use of that stuff but I fear it's too risque even for an '18' certificate, hehe...
whipat
02-10-2003, 12:17 PM
Terrific recovery, Flopps. Had to Google Immac, seeing as how Tech didn't mention what it was :) Kraut, eh?
floppybootstomp
02-10-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by whipat
Kraut, eh?
I surely gone and done it now eh? Ok, ok, while we're at it, we got any French here? Lord knows there's enough Canucks, one of 'em's just got to have a French connection or two.
What's that? No French, oh goodie, here we go: Frogs, :Tong: Garlic Munchers :Tong: Beret-wearing-onion-carrying-bycycle-riding-hairy-armpitted Frogs! :Tong:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :fjoy:
skulks in corner and waits for chastisement...
whipat
02-10-2003, 12:30 PM
hehehe
Cool Canuck
02-10-2003, 01:07 PM
Friggen Limey! :grr:
Darcy
02-10-2003, 01:26 PM
roflmbaao @ flopps! :roflmao:
yeppers, pat, could think o' something a bit more palatable than Kraut, but at least i ain't sauer! ;)
lol, cool; and blimey, if that isn't one dapper avvy ur sportin'! :thumbsup:
oh y, and i still say its B&B Works. :Tong:
whipat
02-10-2003, 02:42 PM
[i]Originally posted by Darcy
yeppers, pat, could think o' something a bit more palatable than Kraut, but at least i ain't sauer! ;)
Ya know Darcy, I was gonna say that , but figured the younger generation might not know what Sauerkraut was. :) It's nice that you know where your peeps come from.
BitBender
02-10-2003, 06:58 PM
Das Kraut's like em Gutentight!
(p.s. - Anyone got any more ones?)
martzweb
02-10-2003, 07:06 PM
ia...... pbmf:D
Tuffie
02-10-2003, 07:10 PM
There might have been something about scream :eyes: but it had no Ice :roflmao: Not Bit's & Martz :confused: Was either the cattle,or ohhhhhhh nooooo poor sheep........bahhhhhhhhhh :dev:
(Troy thinks he needs to find the BBF language decoder book.:confused: )
whipat
02-10-2003, 07:46 PM
I need it when u get thru with it, Troy :)
ImaginAsian
02-10-2003, 07:55 PM
Originally posted by Martz
ia...... pbmf:D
now you playing dirty, invoking admin privileges to change mah title!!
funnae funnae
i change it back now but i need by bluegrey font color back
BitBender
02-11-2003, 01:13 AM
Ok, Danielsan, meago do...
Gay Pride Promoter it is ....
:up2some: pbmf :up2some:
Techvillage
02-11-2003, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by floppybootstomp
What's that? No French, oh goodie, here we go: Frogs, :Tong: Garlic Munchers :Tong: Beret-wearing-onion-carrying-bycycle-riding-hairy-armpitted Frogs! :Tong:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :fjoy:
skulks in corner and waits for chastisement...
Yeah! - damn horse meat, frogs leg, snail eating bunch of limp baguette , Gauloise smoking, stinking (they don't use anti-perspirant); wash once a week, brush teeth twice a week, think they won the bloody war all by themselves, sun shines out of De Gaulles arse, Froguettes!! ;) :)
Cool Canuck
02-11-2003, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by Troy
(Troy thinks he needs to find the BBF language decoder book.:confused: ) Wanna loan to me for a minute. Somehow I don't think it's a good thing. So far I got the mf part figured. :)
Darcy
02-11-2003, 09:08 AM
Originally posted by whipat:
Ya know Darcy, I was gonna say that , but figured the younger generation might not know what Sauerkraut was. :) It's nice that you know where your peeps come from.
:) i luv u, pat. ~ keep callin' me part of the younger generation or "kid" {my fav ;) }.
*Darcs wonders how old peeps really think she is. (that be a purely hypothetical/physical :sarcastic Q, btw. pls not to guess).* :Tong:
Originally posted by BitBender:
Das Kraut's like em Gutentight!
lemme say this to that: :rasta:
Originally posted by Martz:
ia...... pbmf :D
gotta be pineapple boy. :angel:
ImaginAsian
02-12-2003, 10:24 PM
PBMF = PayBack Moflicker
Darcy
04-12-2003, 12:47 AM
Originally posted by ImaginAsian:
i'll tell you the real store eventually!
is it eventually yet?? :confused:
and bw, say it like u mean it ;)
k, i'm pissed now. pic didn't load and i'm too tired to try again. :Tong:
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