Has your mother-in-law ever come on to ya?

**BitBender** · 03-31-2002, 02:36 PM

This question was brought to BBF, and we wanted to bring it to you !!

Has your mother-in-law ever come on to ya?

Don't be shy, and gender, never an issue!! Don't be a prude, it's all in fun !!

Come, and share your experiences, and give IA something to fantasize about in the mens rest-o-room at the disco!!

**TheHeretic** · 03-31-2002, 03:23 PM

your one sick puppy there Bits. I guess that HD failure really twisted your head.

TheHeretic

**Lonnie** · 03-31-2002, 03:49 PM

Or twisted sumpthing :stoner1:

**Techvillage** · 03-31-2002, 03:55 PM

:bgrinspin

:bgrinspin

Back to the good old days!

**martzweb** · 03-31-2002, 05:46 PM

damn.. i knew we needed to pull the condoms off in here.......

it begins......... muhahahahahaha

**floppybootstomp** · 03-31-2002, 05:54 PM

Well, back in '92, it was July, a very hot day. I was at my in-laws house fixing the fuse box, just me and my mother-in-law were there at the time when she invited me out of the basement for a chilled lemonade.

As I entered the kitchen, I couldn't help notice the way the summer heat had made her sweat onto her see through cotton dress......

Ohmigod..... I think.... I.... uh, oh......... Help

**AmStoned** · 03-31-2002, 06:05 PM

OMG, you guys are sick. You should all report to the local chapter and confess, and get yourselves a bunch of hail maries... especially flops, who should get spank. :hapystone

**floppybootstomp** · 03-31-2002, 06:18 PM

Originally posted by AmStoned
especially flops, who should get spank. :hapystone

Goddamn! Such insight. How the hell did you know what happened next?

**AmStoned** · 03-31-2002, 06:32 PM

It's what I smoke man. I see these images in my mind and it just so happens I saw your ass getting spank by some old lady with a aluminum cane.:stoner1:

**BitBender** · 03-31-2002, 06:35 PM

KINKY...Ams, K I N K Y ... MArin County Buds ??

**floppybootstomp** · 03-31-2002, 06:40 PM

You wrong. The cane wuz bamboo. From the garden.

**whipat** · 03-31-2002, 06:43 PM

Ahhhhh, Bits. What a sick puppy, ornery is what..:dev:

pat

**AmStoned** · 03-31-2002, 06:46 PM

flops: sorry, image was blurred. but yeah, bamboo are nice, more kicks per whip.:stoner1:

bits: have no idea, can't seem to find a nutrition facts sticker on this baggy.

**Darcy** · 03-31-2002, 07:34 PM

Is this mandatory, 'cause i'm a bit shy ....

**BitBender** · 04-01-2002, 07:16 AM

That sounds like a story in the makin, Darc!!

**Darcy** · 04-01-2002, 09:49 AM

well, i could always improvise! lol.
oh man ... u guys r perverting me beyond my current state!

i need help, along w/the rest of u sick puppies.

**Lonnie** · 04-01-2002, 09:59 AM

poor Darcy!
I never had my m-in-law come on to me at all...now my brother-in-law, that's a different story! :stoner1:

**catcorpse** · 04-01-2002, 03:59 PM

hmmm reminds me of the good old days. Now I always thought that the mum and daughter were like one another and umm well................ Flops help me

**AmStoned** · 04-01-2002, 04:06 PM

O Lord... Step into the confession booth you bunch of sinners, God will forgive you all. :hapystone All right, turn around for some bamboo massage, aggressive style.

**Darcy** · 04-01-2002, 04:29 PM

"the good old days", eh, catcorpse!

should i even ask?! i am curious!
Lons, i think yours requires a separate thread!

oh, thank goodness for AS - keeping us in line with a spanking.

**floppybootstomp** · 04-01-2002, 04:42 PM

Katz: You up the wrong end of the pool, you want the 3' 3"/1 Metre end

Re: Help. I think what our feline member was trying to express is that there is a deep & platonic friendship/respect between himself and his wife's mother. Or maybe not

I just remembered, German family. Living at Crystal Palace. She had a left hand drive VW Minibus. I was 20. Ohmigawd, I remember now.....

**BitBender** · 04-01-2002, 07:42 PM

And we Fade.....to the Sexy Number

**Troy** · 06-07-2009, 06:03 PM

Wow,been here a long ass time and never seen this poll.

Just goes to show you guys were perverted before I came around.

**[ GK ]** · 06-07-2009, 07:33 PM

Same here, Troy!

I don't have a MIL, so I'm safe.

**~Jan~** · 06-07-2009, 07:54 PM

Wow, it's a first for me too!

Ya see who started it, don't ya? Hasn't changed an ounce.

**MSUredux** · 06-07-2009, 10:05 PM

Ummm...no...thank God. Mine is about 40 years older than me.

**BitBender** · 06-07-2009, 10:21 PM

Hmmm... This one was really pretty tame, for my family any how....

Maybe, we do a "Did you learn to eat puss'ae from your Sister" poll....

**Troy** · 06-08-2009, 05:46 PM

Well.........Did ya?

**BitBender** · 06-08-2009, 09:04 PM

Sailor.. You need more than a dime....

**floppybootstomp** · 12-30-2010, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by BitBender

Hmmm... This one was really pretty tame, for my family any how....

Maybe, we do a "Did you learn to eat puss'ae from your Sister" poll....

Hey man, she wanted me to but I had to decline because well, hey sis I love you but your pussy smells like an old kipper....

Anybody's MIL got no teeth? If so, nice gumming action

Zippedy Doo Dah, Ziipedeh eh

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funny you should mention it

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